I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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