talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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