The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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