Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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