one word: firstdatebathroomanal
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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