hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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