I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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