so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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