Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
birth control should be required to get into college
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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