He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Please don't give away my fajitas
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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