ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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