and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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