I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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