she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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