he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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