Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm always down for nudity.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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