Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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