I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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