can we get nightvision for the apartment?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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