they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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