The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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