dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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