i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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