Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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