Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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