She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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