She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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