Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Is Oprah even human
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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