I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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