he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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