Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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