If that was your dad, he is hot
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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