We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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