All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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