I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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