Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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