You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
