Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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