just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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