You really coming over, don't trick.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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