My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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