so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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