Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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