But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I enjoy the company of your penis
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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