he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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