Christians are straight up FREAKS
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
