you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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