I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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