does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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