i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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