he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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