ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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